Jul 6, 2013

Tastes Like Chickampf


Oh boy.  

I step away from this blog for a hot minute and THIS HAPPENS?!

Hitler. Chicken.


Of course, I’ve previously discussed at length the possibility glaring probability that Colonel Sanders was a sadistic muthafucka, so the fact that an asshole like Hitler is jumping on the 11 herbs and spices bandwagon isn’t a huge surprise to me.  But what is a huge surprise is that the big H is now endorsing CHICKEN.  

I mean, wasn’t this dickhead a vegetarian?

Turns out, Hitler did follow a predominantly vegetarian diet, but only because he had gastrointestinal issues.  
Well that makes me feel a little bit better; Hitler wasn’t an animal lover or an environmentalist, he was just gassy.

So if the Germanic F├╝hrer was plagued with gassy gut and leaky butt, how in the name of all that is Regular and Extra Crispy did he become the new face of Southern cooking?
I don't know about you, but I know who I blame.  I'm not gonna name names, but let's just say it rhymes with "maul a spleen".

Image via www.ghettoredhot.com.

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