Jul 6, 2013

Tastes Like Chickampf



 
 
 
 
Oh boy.  
 
 

I step away from this blog for a hot minute and THIS HAPPENS?!

 
Hitler. Chicken.
 
 

 





Of course, I’ve previously discussed at length the possibility glaring probability that Colonel Sanders was a sadistic muthafucka, so the fact that an asshole like Hitler is jumping on the 11 herbs and spices bandwagon isn’t a huge surprise to me.  But what is a huge surprise is that the big H is now endorsing CHICKEN.  

I mean, wasn’t this dickhead a vegetarian?

Turns out, Hitler did follow a predominantly vegetarian diet, but only because he had gastrointestinal issues.  
Well that makes me feel a little bit better; Hitler wasn’t an animal lover or an environmentalist, he was just gassy.

So if the Germanic F├╝hrer was plagued with gassy gut and leaky butt, how in the name of all that is Regular and Extra Crispy did he become the new face of Southern cooking?
 
I don't know about you, but I know who I blame.  I'm not gonna name names, but let's just say it rhymes with "maul a spleen".



Image via www.ghettoredhot.com.



 
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2 comments:

The Lazy Paperboy said...

You didn't say Hitler and gassy, did you?

tsada kay said...

Oops.

 
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