Bitch,please. This site is meant for entertainment purposes only. While I often comment on current events, organizations, and public figures, I do so only in the good and holy name of satire. Of course, like any other nice Jewish girl, I check all "facts" and "sources" to the best of my ability (i.e., I Google stuff while I'm on the toilet). That being said, you should always construe my writing here as nothing more than than smart-assed opinion, foolishly sweet fancy, and/or freefloating gossamer (what the hell does that even mean?). In other words: Fool,don't go taking my shit seriously, let alone as the motherfucking gospel. Go read a damn newspaper if you want that. Or the Bible. Amen.